Big Red

March 16, 2004 (524 Days of Madness Left)

Care Level 76 out of 100 Mood Gak! Chief’s Mood: Pissed/Indecipherable

So, [ELT3] goes to the rack late one night. It’s been a long day, and he’s feeling pretty tired. He takes off his coveralls and slides into the rack. Soon thereafter, he realized that there was some foul play afoot. Bafoonery, you ask? Nae, something much worse. Urination. It’s not a country in Europe, it’s the wet spot that [ELT3]’s laying down in right now.

Laughs were had by all, and no animals were harmed in the process. Except for [MM3]. He managed to get his head stuck between two pipes while talking to no one.

Today, the Captain was displeased to notice that the EDMC frequently watches gay pornography. Upon subsequent investigation, three garter belts, lipstick, and 6” patent leather heels were found in his rack pan as well. Also located in one of his many lockers throughout the Engine Room, was [MM2]’s blow up sheep, slightly used. No one mentioned anything after the incident, but silent nods were exchanged and no one looked the EDMC in the eye quite the same.